b0nes-and-suicide:

*hears intro to Sugar We’re Going Down* … *runs into room* AM I MORE THAN YOU BARGAINED FOR YET *kicks wall* I’VE BEEN DYING TO TELL YOU ANYTHING *punches chair* YOU WANNA HEAR *throws table* COS THAT’S JUST WHO I AM THIS WEEK

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peniscruncher:

dusknoirs:

who was the asshole that decided tattoos looked unprofessional 

the generation that did is dying out so don’t worry

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censers:

i just really need someone who’ll make my life interesting

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hi:

*walks past the gym carrying extra large pizza*

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sandandglass:

"Hey, you shouldn’t eat that. It’s not good for you."

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  1. cashier: need any bags?
  2. me: no thanks i have plenty under my eyes
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disorders:

is it cold in here or is that just my heart

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how do i stop growing up this isn’t fun anymore

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